Nectara, Golden Comb Queen Bee Butt Masturbator

Yellow, glossy, and not subtle in any direction. Nectara is a bee butt masturbator with a black banded stinger rising behind two scarlet openings, and the colour does something the sculpt did not strictly need to do: it makes you look twice before you work out what you are holding.

1574 g, and wide rather than tall. 16.8 cm across, 45.2 cm around the cheeks, sitting on a base only 7.6 cm deep. You set it down and it stays down, which at this width is less obvious than it sounds. The gloss photographs like hard plastic and behaves nothing like it. Ten minutes in, the whole surface has gone to your temperature and the yellow stops reading as a toy.

Two openings, one above the other, both framed in scarlet against all that yellow. The upper takes you at 1.5 cm and runs 9.8 cm. The lower is tighter at the lip, 1.0 cm, and goes further, 12.5 cm. Both stretch to 4 cm. What matters is behind them: neither one is a tube. Both are chambered, closing in and opening again along the length, so you are gripped and released three or four times on a single pass. If you have been working through smooth sleeves wondering why nothing registers any more, that is the sensation you have been missing.

One honest note. 1.0 cm at the lower lip is genuinely tight, and cold silicone at that width will stop you at the threshold. Sixty seconds under hot water, then lubricant, then patience. Beastylovers who skip the first step decide it does not fit them.

If you want two channels that behave nothing alike and a sculpt nobody could mistake for anything else, this is 1574 g of yellow that earns every bit of the attention it demands.

Elion: the stinger is the handle. Nobody works that out until they pick it up.