Holsta, Country Belle – Cow Butt Masturbator
- Country cow butt. Ribs, nubs, ribs again.
- Raised lips spread instead of pinch.
- Wide hips and base. She does not slide.
Zero customs fees All duties to the US, EU, UK, Canada and Australia are prepaid.
What arrives at your door
Sealed. Discreet. Yours.
Plain outer box
Your fantasy toys
Our thanks
Discreet Packaging
Nobody knows what's inside.
Your beast ships in a plain brown box with no logo, no picture and no product name. The sender and the invoice use a neutral name.
From checkout to your door, your order stays private.
Delivery & Customs
Tracked delivery to your door.
Your order leaves our warehouse within 48h with a tracking number.
- Europe: 5 to 10 business days
- United Kingdom: 4 to 9 business days
- USA: 7 to 12 business days
- Canada: 8 to 14 business days
- Australia: 9 to 15 business days
Zero customs fees. All duties to the US, EU, UK, Canada and Australia are prepaid. Nothing to pay on delivery.
Material & Safety
100% platinum cured silicone.
Non-porous, phthalate free, latex free and odorless. It stays soft and keeps its shape for years.
Official and certified.
We are an authorized reseller of the FaaK Group. Every toy comes straight from the official manufacturer, never a copy.
Care & Cleaning
- Clean: warm water and mild soap after each use. Rinse well inside and out.
- Dry: pat with a lint-free towel, then let it air dry completely.
- Lube: water-based only. Silicone lube damages the surface.
- Store: dry, in its pouch, away from other toys.
Returns & Help
14 days to change your mind.
You have 14 days after delivery to return your toy. For hygiene reasons, it must be unused and in its original packaging.
Arrived damaged? Send us a photo and we will make it right at no cost.
A question before you buy? Contact us, a real person answers you.
Inside Holsta, the Cow Butt Masturbator
Holsta is a cow butt masturbator built as a full torso: two thighs, a soft belly, and a sculpted chest that folds forward over the top. White silicone marked in black, pink nipples, black hooves, a glossy strap buckled around each thigh. She weighs 1276 g, and you feel that before you feel anything else.
Lift her and the mass drops straight into your palms. 17 cm long, 18 cm across the hips, 15 cm tall, so she fills a lap rather than a hand, and that width through the thighs is finally something to hold. The silicone is dense instead of springy, no rubbery smell out of the box, and it takes your body heat inside a minute. If you have been hunting for a fantasy masturbator that does not slide, this is what the weight buys you. She stays where you put her, and your hands find the same grip every time.
One opening, low between the thighs, the vulva sculpted in relief around it. The entry sits at 3 cm and gives to 4 cm under pressure. The channel runs 12 cm relaxed and takes 15 cm when you work it. Inside is where this one earns its place. Close ribbing starts almost at once, breaks into a field of raised nubs across the middle, then returns to ribbing at depth. The lips part and close again behind you. Higher up, the chest is not decoration. Two full breasts sit exactly where your own chest lands when you lean in, so the whole body pushes back and not just the hips. Most Beastylovers reach for the chest before the hips, which is not what the photos suggest.
One honest note about that 15 cm. It is a stretch figure, not a resting depth. The channel measures 12 cm relaxed and you reach the rest by opening the silicone slowly, with plenty of lube. Read it as headroom, not as a promise.
If you already know that weight is what you want from a session, and you are tired of pinning something down with one hand while you move, this is the shape that solves it. A body safe fantasy toy you lean into rather than hold, with all 1276 g working underneath you.
Elion: heavy things photograph badly, and this is the one that surprises people out of the box.
How Big Is Holsta? Real Size and Measurements
Holsta Reviews from Beastylovers
Fresh from the workshop
This model is new to the shop. It has not collected reviews yet, which is normal. We do not run fake ones. If you want to know how it feels before ordering, message us and we will describe it honestly.
Ask about this modelHolsta FAQ: Cow Butt Masturbator Questions
Is Holsta the right choice for my level?
This is an Intermediate model. It works well as a second or third purchase, once you know whether you prefer weight, texture, or channel count. If it is your very first, we would suggest starting lighter.
Is it really worth it compared to a cheaper TPE toy?
Depends on what you want. TPE is softer and cheaper, and if that is all you care about, TPE wins on that single point. But TPE is porous, it absorbs moisture, needs powdering after every wash, degrades in months, and cannot be fully sanitized. Platinum silicone here does not do any of that, and lasts years with the same routine. The cost difference is mostly lifespan and hygiene.
Is it an authentic FaaK toy?
Yes. BeastyLov is an official, authorized reseller of the FaaK Group. Every fantasy toy we sell comes directly from the official manufacturer, in platinum silicone free from phthalates and latex. See the certificates.
How long does cleaning actually take?
Two to three minutes. Warm water, mild unscented soap, rinse it thoroughly inside and out, dry the outside with a cloth, leave it to air dry. No powder, no drying stick, no talc. If you already own TPE toys, this will feel easier than what you are used to.
Which lube can I use with it?
Water-based lube only. Silicone-based lubricants will permanently damage the surface. Store it fully dry, away from other toys. Full cleaning guide.
How discreet is the delivery, really?
Plain outer box. No brand name, no product name, no logo. The line on your bank statement is neutral. The box could be anything: electronics, a gift, a book. Ships in 24h and tracking is included on every order. If it does not arrive, we replace it.
What happens if it does not work for me?
Message us. If the fit is wrong, or the toy does not match what was described, we swap it once at our cost. If the material fails inside the first year, we replace it. Message on WhatsApp reaches a person, not a queue.





























